Super Gas Sisters Brawl Part 9.

As Toadette and Starlow groggily made their way downstairs to the kitchen, Luigi looked over his shoulder and noticed they seemed to be exhausted.

"Woah what's wrong with you two?" Luigi asked, "You guys look like you haven't slept."
"Don't worry." Starlow started off.
"We didn't." Toadette finished.
Luigi tilted his head in confusion initially l, then went back to cooking up the food. Toadette and Starlow passed by the living room where the portly red shirted plumber sat. Mario was peppy as he always is, even if he's just sitting down on the couch watching Cake Boss.

"Hey Mario..." Toadette groaned out. Mario looked over to see who was saying hello to him and as soon as he did a look of worry was slapped on his face.
"Girls! What happened to ya? Didn't you get any sleep?!"
"Of course not," Starlow scoffed.
"Your little 'guests' kept us up all night," Toadette said, yawning afterward.
For a second, Mario hesitated on realizing whom they were talking about. Then it hit him as he heard a muffled blast from inside the kitchen.
"Oh...them.." He uttered, "W-Well it shouldn't have been too bad right? I mean they are kids after all and I don't think-"
Starlow interrupted Mario with her foot and nodded solemnly to allow the odor to reach his nose. He reacted suddenly and coughed heavily.

"What the-? Is that-? Are they-? Ugh!! Damn it it stinks...I can't even think." Mario complained.
"I'd think you would have it already figured out by now..." Starlow exclaimed.
"Maaaaaaariiooooooo!" Luigi called from the kitchen, "Breakfast is reeeeeeeaaaaadyyyyyyy!"
Mario sighed and got up, scratching his butt and stretching afterwards. "Well, it's time to combat the stench now." He slowly heads into the kitchen to where he was greeted to a loud bubbly explosion from the bouncing little girl only known as Kira. She was so overly excited to eat that she'd almost lost all control of her held-in gas. So she ended up letting them out left and right.

'Oh dear,' Mario thought to himself, 'This is-a gonna be a long breakfast.'


A long while after breakfast, the Gasano twins ran up and down Peach's bedroom after training. Peach hoped that their bodies would subside and they'd calm down but she didn't realize what it would be like having two 11 year old twin girls. However Peach wasn't about to give up yet. She took out a hidden stash of her favorite gassy cheese puffs and held the bag in front of the girls. They immediately stopped what they were doing and looked upon the bag of gas inducing junk food.

"Now listen hear girls," Peach started, "I don't want to treat you like pets or anything but, if you behave then you get a cheese puff. But only ONE at a time. You guys know very well what happened the last time you ate them all."

"But that was Kira's fault!" Jessica complained, directly pointing at her sister.
"Hey!" She yelled, "I'm not the one who came up with the idea!"
"Girls!!" The Gasano twins quickly looked over in Peach's direction. She glared down the two menacingly, not wanting them to start up any conflict that she would have to deal with. "Now listen here. I want you guys to be a little more serious about thi-"
"Serious?!" Jessica interrupted, scoffing, "Are YOU serious? I could care less about this competition. I already know how to fight!"
Peach didn't respond. She just stared at Jessica with a blank soulless expression, one that quickly made the little girl flinch. Once she felt that Jessica was quiet, Peach continued.

"As I was saying, you two have to be a bit more serious about this. I want you girls to do well in the tournament and I need you to take this just a tiny bit more seriously. Sometimes fart fighting isn't all fun and games, even though it is fun and makes for great 'games'. Point is is that I need you guys to actually listen to my advice on fighting. Need I remind you girls who you're looking at?"
"Yeah," Jessica muttered, "An old bimbo seems close enough."
"What was that Jessica?!"
"Huh? N-Nothing! I promise!" She quickly and nervously chuckled trying to take back her comment.
"But didn't you just call her an old bimbo?" Kira asked. Jessica immediately shoved her butt in Kira's face to shut her up.
"MMMPH JETH!!"
Jessica responded with a silent but definitely deadly fart that made Kira feel woozy and unable to stand up straight. She fell back to Peach's bed where she leaned up against the side, her eyes twirling in delusion. Jessica then immediately faced Peach, chuckling nervously at her subtle glare.

"Come on Jessica. Stop screwing around and listen to me. Don't you want to fight? I know you love doing it. Every time we practice you always are eager to fight. I can see it in your eyes...and well your rear." Then peach brought her head closer to her shoulder and muttered to herself, "Because damn it girl your butt needs to grow a bit to get that added effect...we might have to thicken it up a bit." Jessica on the other hand quietly listened to every word without letting the princess know that she in truth was talking fairly loudly to herself. Eventually Kira broke the silence.
"Butthhey Printhress," she slurred from being exposed too long to the concentrated gas,"Yuuurrr talkin to yuursssssselllf..."
Jessica quickly shoved her butt in Kira's face again to release another stinker that brought her to unconsciousness once again. Peach, in the meantime, brought her attention back to the girls, or at least Jessica since Kira was out of commission again.

"Well that doesn't matter yet anyway. Girls you can go now. I have to do some more thinking."
Jessica leaped up in excitement. "AWW SWEET!!" She screamed as she ran out of the room, straight into the guest room and blasted the television, accompanied by a steady loud zipper-sounding stream of gas that seeped from the bedroom.

"I swear to God they're so good at what they do. Well...I'm not so sure about Jess. She's extremely stubborn and I feel that she has little to no manners at all." She chuckled a bit afterward. "Reminds me of when I was younger. Well I still am pretty young but...during the tournament.."she doze off daydreaming about her days in the Smash Tournament. She would use and abuse her famous peach bomber attack and pulverize, as well as gas out, her opponents almost flawlessly. She would watch them choke on the horrible sulphur-like smell and even gag a little herself but she would feel triumphant in doing so. She remembered how Daisy wanted to learn from her so badly, and how she basically conned her into being her maid. She snickered some more before taking a deep breath and exhaling, not realizing that she let out a loud bubbly fart that resounded throughout the room. The heavy rotten eggy smell immediately filled the room however didn't catch the princess off guard. She turned around in almost a giggle for when her foot knocked into something squishy she thought. However she looked down as she saw poor little Kira, drooling on the floor-almost smiling a bit- and blushing right near Peach's blast location. Peach sighed as she carried her out of the room and to the backyard where she could air out. She laid the drooling girl on a nearby hammock and chuckled to herself.

"Heh...well she's been having a stinky morning so far...I'm sure she'll be fine in about an hour or so." She was practically skipping back inside.

"Time for a little fun with the bros~!"